Rich Takes on the World

“It was as I was stumbling home at 5am, alone, tired and very, very drunk that it dawned on just how funny licking the dirt off the floor in the bar, actually was. “ Was that any good? I doubt it. What was wrong with it? It offers nothing out of the ordinary, nothing that differs from most young people in the UK. There is nothing says to the reader, I, Richard Jacobs, have lived a different and varied life such that others really want to invest a month of the spare time reading about it. But what if that was written by a premiership footballer reminiscing about a team Christmas party? I bet that quote would be all over sky sports news like an alcoholic at a free bar. So what does make a good autobiography? What makes a page turning, can’t put down, can’t go to sleep yet, introspective tale of person’s life. For me, what makes people first pick up an autobiography, read it cover to cover and then retell the stories and insights they have learnt to their friends is that th...

I am zapped. I am drained both emotionally and physically. I love a good meeting like the next person but spending half my working day in them has killed me. I've been having a good 4 -5 hours a day of meetings recently. I wish I could say they were all useful and worthwhile, but when we had the meeting to discuss the next series of 6 meetings come up, I nearly lost the will to live. But, I pushed on through. I kept reminding myself about the silver lining and that there IS a light. However, today I wanted to take a pair of very blunt scissors and hurt someone, badly, repeatedly, drawing a lot of blood and making them drink it and then stabbing them again. After completing the series of six 2-hour long meetings, I got invite to a "group discussion" so that we can understand what came out of the meetings. Seriously, wtf?! I thought it was only the public sector that wanted a meeting to discuss the meetings that was arranged in another meeting???